dynamoe:

Dyna Moe   “Dennis”   (Crazy4Cult)

I knew most of this speech by heart thanks to compulsive listening to The Final Rip Off  through my middle school years.

(Sharp-eyed dorks will notice I expurgated a beat of his rant for aesthetic purposes.)

derekeads:

Pop Culture Street Flyers: #4  “Take One…’tis but a Scratch ” by Derek Eads