Stay outta Riverdale!
nparts:

Extremely Bad Advice: We Built This City On Walks And Strolls
Before I get to the heart of the matter, a  warning: Do not mess with gaggles of teens. Our modern teenager is more  dangerous than teens of olde. The hormones that trigger their primal  instincts toward awkward lovemaking and physical violence are in full  force, but unlike ancient teens they now have combat training from  digital video games and rap music and alt-country videos.

Stay outta Riverdale!

nparts:

Extremely Bad Advice: We Built This City On Walks And Strolls

Before I get to the heart of the matter, a warning: Do not mess with gaggles of teens. Our modern teenager is more dangerous than teens of olde. The hormones that trigger their primal instincts toward awkward lovemaking and physical violence are in full force, but unlike ancient teens they now have combat training from digital video games and rap music and alt-country videos.